An entire person has been added to our family and given us all new titles. My sister is now Mother as well as Barrister. My brother in-law has added Baba T to Pharmacist K. My Doctor parents (the only ones with a real title) can now put grandparents on their CVs; my brother can add Uncle to his resumé but it is my sister and I who are most blessed because we have been bestowed with the most venerable of all appellations: Aunty.
I promise to be a good Aunty and buy T-Baby sweets and give her money to buy sweets and tell her how much she's grown since the last time I saw her, even though 'last time' was only last week. This is all I ever wanted from my Aunties so hopefully T-baby will be as easily pleased.
Congrats to my sister for pushing T-Baby out. Ko easy. Congrats to my brother in-law for surviving the labour ward. Congrats to T-baby for recovering from the trauma of being brutally evicted from her home of 9 months and here's to long life, prosperity and good stories to tell T-Baby when she's a teenager and much embarassed by the fact she was once a baby.
CHIBUNNDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CNT BELIEVE U R A BLOGGER!!! WOW DATS GUD DEAR KEEP IT UP.... AND AS 4 UR BOOK DEAL WELL DONE, WATS D BOOK GONNA B ABOUT? AND CONGRATS ON BCUMIN AN AUNTY AS WELL GOD BLESS HUN........
ReplyDeleteChibs-chibs. Congrats on becoming an Aunt. Welcome to the club. When it comes to teaching colours, you'll surely have some fun!
ReplyDeleteAnd P.S- tell Adaeze Onii, my former roomie, that typing in CAPS means she's shouting-in virtual talk.
Miss you guys.x